nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone

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comicshans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thelovelylunareclipse:

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I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH

I have waited so long for this.

I have waited my entire fucking life for this audiopost

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toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg 

(Source: iraffiruse, via iamerudite)

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

“Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo.”

He will never look at her in the same way again.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

snow-the-fox95: rojoninja: onlylolgifs: Hydrophobic Clothing Perfect for murdering people. I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

cybersleepover:

seven days without a pun makes one weak

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